Bumper Stickers

Some of these I have actually seen on cars.

• Communion: Theosis you can sink your teeth into.


• Love Jesus? Honk 40X


• Orthodoxy: The Church of Acts!


• Orthodoxy: Proclaiming the Truth since 33AD


• Orthodoxy: My Church wrote your Bible


• Orthodox Christianity: Not New, Not Improved


• Orthodox Christianity: Kickin’ it old school since 33AD


• Go East young man go East.


• If God is your co-pilot, switch seats.


• Tired of organized religion? Try Orthodoxy!


• Protestantism: The mixed omelette of the Roman egg.


• God has sovereignly predestined me to choose freely


• Orthodoxy: For kids who love to stay up all night, drink wine, and play with fire


• Not so close! I may need to do prostrations!


• The Orthodox Church: No only standing for the Truth, but never sitting down either!


• Orthodoxy: Faithfully mainting the tradition started at the Tower of Babel


• In case of rapture, can I have your car??


• Orthodoxy: Pro-Life! Pro-Christ! Pro-Baklava!


• Have you kissed your Mother’s Icon today?


• When in doubt, cross yourself!


• Orthodoxy - Ancestors you can’t remember are part of our Church


• Horn broken. Listen for Anathema.


• I’d rather be censing.